Consulting Fangirl

Harry Potter is my past, present and futur. I am Sherlocked.

juniperrain:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD

(via moriartys)

  • Robin Wood: Buffy tells me you have been, um-oh, how shall I put it- experimenting.
  • Willow:
  • Buffy:
  • Wood:
  • Willow:
  • Buffy:
  • Wood:
  • Willow:
  • Buffy:
  • Wood:
  • Willow:
  • Buffy:
  • Wood: With the magics.
  • Willow: Oh! Yeah

brienne-the-blue:

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"and you…"

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"…like policemen"

JOHN I SWEAR TO GOD

HE LOOKS FROM SHERLOCK TO HER

A NAKED LADY WEARING SHERLOCK’S COAT

A CLEVER NAKED LADY WEARING SHERLOCK’S COAT

A CLEVER NAKED LADY WEARING SHERLOCK’S COAT WHO ALSO HAS BLUE EYES AND PROMINENT CHEEKBONES AND DARK HAIR

AND THEN PROCEEDS TO FLIRT WITH HER

J O H N

(via eggbenedict)